Diary of a Minecraft Iron Golem

 Chapter 1: Meet Jack

Hello, I'm Mr. Minecraft Iron Golem.  I have some friends, and I also have an Iron Golem School.  It's very silly here.  I'm whipping out my record book so I can show you what my record book is.  Anyway, my name is Jack.  Let's move on to my record book.

Jack: Student

Level: 80

Mining: 15%

Combat: 100%

Do you know why my combat score is at 100%?  Because I fight mobs.  Because I'm an Iron Golem.  Get the joke?.... 

Trading: 100%

I also have another joke about trading.  Want to hear it?  It is because I had out flowers to pigs and villagers.  Is that actually a good joke?  Anyway...

Building: 0%

Crafting: 15%

So that's all of my record book.  

Chapter 2 will be in book 2.  See ya then!